Nov 19, 2009

Fw: WHY INDIANS GET HIT IN FOREIGN....A FUNNY ONE.....(sent by one of my student)




WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD : A nice one to laugh and feel proud too!! 
At last someone seems to have found the answer to this long pending issue!
   

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up: 

 

 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.


'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'


She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. 

 

Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'


The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'


Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'


Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'


Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' 

 

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 

 

'Michael Jackson (RIP) to the child witnesses
testifying against him- 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' 

 

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th,2008".(recession)



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Jul 5, 2009

omega results

S.S.C Results -2009

 

                          

M. SAI NIKHIL

568

600

 

We congratulate all our students for their successful RESULTS

 

OUR INSTITUTE TOPPERS

M. Sai Nikhil

568/600

D. Nikitha

558/600

M. Subhasree

548/600

P. Ramya

543/600

 

 

 

 

 

 

Name

Name of the school

     Maths

Science

M. Sai Nikhil

Mother's Integral School

100

98

D. Nikitha

Divyanjali High School

100

91

P. Sharath Reddy

Mother's Integral School

97

99

T. Pavan

Oxford Grammar School

99

98

M. Subhasree

Oxford Grammar School

98

92

G. Jayesh

J.B.N. High School

97

95

P. Ramya

Divyanjali High School

96

88

Anusha

Brilliant Grammar School

95

90

V. Raj Kumar

Oxford Grammar School

94

94

T. Swetcha

Oxford Grammar School

94

94

Vipin Raj

Oxford Grammar School

94

84

B. Akshay

Mothers Integral School

93

93

Aswath

Oxford Grammar School

91

93

M. Maha Lakshmi

Divyanjali High School

91

78

Nikhil Sagar

Little Flower  School

90

95

G.Yamuna

Sri Sai  School

90

78

 



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Mar 30, 2009

guess

The paper given was only a guess paper.I have been teaching for ssc students for the past 14 years.It is made out of experience.Hope to see your comment after the exam.but let th student read full syllabus.